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ATTENTION EVERYONE! I AM NOW LOCATED ON INSANEJOURNAL UNDER THE SAME NAME: FAYNIA. ALL NEW FICS WILL BE POSTED THERE AS WELL AS ANYTHING ELSE I FEEL LIKE POSTING ABOUT! ALL CONTENT ON INSANEJOURNAL IS UNLOCKED! THE ONLY POSTS ON LJ WILL CONTAIN LINKS BACK TO IJ AND THIS WILL BE STOPPING ONCE I FINISH POSTING A SUMMER INHERITANCE AND DANGER IN THE HEALING! I WILL NOT DELETE MY LIVEJOURNAL BUT IT SHALL BE MORE OR LESS DEAD.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME!

FOR A MORE COMPLETE MASTERLIST CHECK HERE!!!

( Masterlist )

If anyone feels like volunteering to beta this, I will love you forever. No, really. ^^

Title: Hate Is A Strong Word, Albus Severus (1/?)
Author: faynia
Pairing: AS/S
Word Count: 3,415
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Depressed teens acting not so very depressed, overprotective fathers and one psychotic secondary character that no one will suspect.
Summary: Al Potter hates his life. He hates it so much, especially when Scorpius suddenly has to transfer to Durmstrang.
A/N: Because bryoneybrynn wanted to see the Harry and Al schmoop, and because I needed an excuse to continue with this fic. This was what my original the_ass_fest fic was going to be. Have fun!

( Al did neither. He didn't lash out, and he didn't silently fix his problems. He bottled whatever negativity preyed on his mind, and now Harry was waiting for the meltdown. )

From Thursday Next: First Among Sequels by Jasper Fforde.


"And you're here now because...?"

"Landen said he'd videotape Dr. Who for me, and the Daleks are my favorite."

"I'm more into the Sontarans myself," said Miles.

"Humph!" said Joffy. "It's what I would expect from someone who thinks Jon Pertwee was the best Doctor."

Landen and I stared at him, unsure of whether we should agree, postulate a different theory - or what.

"It was Tom Baker," said Joffy, ending the embarrassed silence. Miles made a noise that sounded like "conventionalist," and Landen went off to fetch the tape.

Before Lyv went on her trip to Europe I AM NOT JEALOUS! I'M NOT! we were sitting down, trying to figure out what to do with snarry_holidays. Now, we both plan to have the fest run again (and much better this year, we actually made a list of things we HAVE to do at the end of the fest in order to make this years so much better) but our biggest sticking point was when to hold it.

As everyone knows, December is a huge months for pretty much all fests of any size, shape and flavor to be posting. 3/4 of my personal flist was solely devoted to fests and I maybe, personally, ended up reading 4 fics that weren't from my fest. It was mildly disheartening, but I, like most others, experienced fic burnout.

Now, the question comes, well why are you sharing that with us? The reason for that is Lyv and I wish to move the posting to an earlier month. As the fest stands right now, we barely finished posting before Snarry Smut Swap started. That's just not on. Not on at all. I like our fest, Lyv loves our fest, and we both loved everyone who participated and enjoyed themselves, but as you can see, two Snarry fests back to back just won't fly.

So guys, here's what we need from you. We need a better month. I do believe when we last talked we said we were going to post from the middle of October to mid-November, but that would conflict with all you lovelies who like to do NaNo. That's what we need though. A new month to spread our fest over.

Any suggestions?




This will also be posted to the Snarry Holidays comm

Go read. Please? Maybe? It's shooorrrrrt. *G* I'm a little stunned at how fast after my due date the fic went up. o.o GO TEAM PHOENIX!


Title: Not a Lost Cause
Author: faynia
Team: Phoenix
Genre(s): Romance, Alternate Universe
Prompt(s): Treasure Hunt
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: PG
Word Count: 5, 575
Summary: Magic has no power over the human heart. - Merlin
A/N: Many thanks to my wonderful betas: darkladyvamp, carpet_diemon, lesyeuxverts00, and rakina. And a special thanks to the members of Team Phoenix, especially leela_cat, for helping me during stage one.

Woo!

In case your reading load isn't heavy enough already, why don't you stop and make time for some puppy lovin'!

rs_games began posting late last night! The fics tend to be short, quick, easy reads unlike some fests and are fairly tame. Not so much porn in this fest :'( However, that should not deter anyone from stopping by to take a peek.


*points at icon* Now my post becomes biased.

SUPPORT TEAM MWPP


Are: Hands Which.

GO READ! GO LOOK! GO VOTE! SHOO!

I need another to do list. A comprehensive one. One with pretty dates and sparkles...

( Sparkly LJ cut )
I'm seeing unhappy correlations there. Oh weekends. You will no longer exist!

On the brightside. Saturday's my birthday! And next Wednesday I'm going down to Boston with windout and savemoony to see Eddie Izzard. Eddddiiieeeee. How is it possible that I still don't have an Eddie Izzard icon? I must rectify this at once!

ETA: I have rectified it ^^


OH!

SNARRY GAMES STARTED! Go Team Phoenix!

Title: A Pureblood Courtship
Author: faynia
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Scorpius Malfoy/Rose Weasley
Word Count: 9,138
Authors notes: Written for dora_the_nymph for wizard_love. Beta'd by ragdoll, unbroken_halo, and lesyeuxverts00. A great deal of thanks to them and all the others who put up with my nagging. Original version with comments may be found here

( A Pureblood Courtship )

I finished a rough draft WAY before deadline for once. I am so tickled, I can't quite express how excited about this I really am. I NEVER finish fics before deadlines with the exception of Worldcup, but they had a scary strict deadline. I'm bouncy, and hungry, and eager for people to tear my story to shreds and help me paste it back together again!

It's only 5k.

I think that may be the best part...

Title: Our Lips are Bleeding
Author: faynia
Pairing(s): Albus Severus/Scorpius, Draco/Albus Severus, implied future Draco/Harry
Word Count: 3,798
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Light bondage
Summary: When Draco allowed Scorpius to have Albus spend the night, this wasn't what he meant.
Author's Note: A lovely thank you to my beta lesyeuxverts.

Happy Belated Birthday, creative_khaos. I hate love you for letting me write this for you.

( Albus looked just like his father. )

I'm gonna go see Eddie Izzard in April! \o/

I love my best friend. I really, really do.

RIN!!!!!


Happy Birthday, light of my refrigerator, handle of my door, stick of my pogo....


EXPECT SMUTTY H/D FROM ME! Or smutty Draco/Al from me, OMG you know you want it

Yes


You read that right I did say smut.

I just posted a teeny fic for who_la_hoop on her journal here. She hates me and wanted Snarry with the prompt wet dog.

I obliged.

And said I hated her, which is the farthest thing from the truth.

Unfortunately the post is flocked, so for those who can't go read it there.

I'm posting it here too! :D


Title: Wet Dog
Author: faynia
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Word Count: approx 350
Rating:G
Warning: Wet dog smell
Summary: Harry brings lots of things home with him.
A/N: Happy Birthday, darling. Why 'wet dog' why!?

( Wet Dog )

Stolen with love from sesheta_66


TAURUS
(April 20 - May 20)
The Bull. Fixed, earth, yin - planetary ruler: Venus Keywords: "I HAVE"



Taurus is the second sign of the zodiac and is associated with the neck and throat. Positive characteristics include stamina, patience, practicality, frugality, creativity, a love of beauty and nature, faithfulness, loyalty, determination, sensuality, and affection. Negative characteristics are stubbornness (there's a reason why stubborn people are called bullheaded), materialism, resistance to change, laziness, a terrible temper once aroused, prejudice, and sometimes an unimaginative nature.


Hufflepuff

Taurus, the nature-loving bull, is a natural sign for Hufflepuffs to be born under. These wizards tend to specialize in herbs and nature spells, also in the husbandry and preservation of magical beasts. Their gentle good natures, open friendliness, hard work, patience, and politeness endear them to most everyone they meet. However, these Hufflepuff Taureans must be careful not to overwork themselves, lest they suffer breakdowns in health. (It has been noticed that Hufflepuffs born under the sign of Taurus swing wildly between overwork and indolence, the lazy periods being used to recharge their energy; they seem to have a problem pacing themselves.) They like their magical workrooms neat and tidy, and prefer peaceful occupations to dangerous or aggressive ones; most Hufflepuffs born under this sign wind up working as hedge witches, village herbalists, and midwives.

Because I'm ridiculous (and ridiculously easy to please, and ridiculously silly for just signing up for the as/s fest), I figure I'd come snoping about here on my journals for pic spam!

Can anyone draw Scorpius in a black mini skirt with a hot pink top that looks something like.... this with a wider neck that has the shirt sit on his shoulders and a black tank top beneath, and clunky black heels for his feet...here's the weird bit, Ready? I would love me some sparkles and a pretty lil pink bow in Scorpius' hair to match *snerks*

Now if someone's really daring, feel free to have him hanging off of Al who's flushing madly and is looking highly uncomfortable.

Thanks lovelies, and good night!

The Ministry of Magic has put forth a new program to retrain Death Eaters once the war is done, and Draco Malfoy is one of the squishy armchairs.

I waited forever for these to show up!

So, now I can officially bounce and squee and say. I'M ON TEAM PHOENIX. SUPPORT US DAMNIT!

Support Team Phoenix!

Hee, that art makes me so happy

Title: Split Sole
Author: faynia and stormypups
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: approx. 15,000
Warning: Non-magical AU
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and Severus Snape belong to JK Rowling, her publishers and the WB. No profit is being made from this piece of fiction.
Summary: Harry's technique was perfect. All he needed was passion.
A/N: Beta'd by lesyeuxverts00, joanwilder and rakina, three of the most beautiful women on earth.

Part One


( Part Two )